Holy Diapers!!!!

For the first six months or so a typical baby goes through 8-10 diapers a day.... 9 x (365/2) = 1,643 diapers.  6-8 diapers the next 6 months.... 7x(365/2) = 1,278... For a grand total of 2,920 diapers.  (For you math wizards that noticed my math was off and are about to flame me.... there was some rounding going on... so save it for your WoW forums)

2,920 diapers......  5,840 for twins.

My mad Googling skillz tells me that a typical small sized diaper is about 17".

If I were to lay those diapers end to end.... not only would I have wasted a shit ton of time... but it would also stretch 1.56 miles.  That's an astonishing 1.56 miles MORE than my FitBit wrist band says I ran all of last year!